Pump.fun just added perps.
No Cryin Casinu.
The trenches have a new game at the table.
But the unwritten rule stays the same.
Scene II · The main room
The table
got bigger.
First came memecoins.
Now Pump.fun has perps.
Longs, shorts, holders, and degens.Different ways to play. Same familiar faces at the table.
EVERY DEGEN
HAS A SEAT.
There is only one rule.
No Cry in Casinu.
Some catch the pump. Some sell a little too early. Some discover what liquidation means.The next hand is always waiting.
Pick your hand
Final scene
The trenches never close.
Every cycle brings a new meta. Every day brings another hand. And Doge is still sitting at the table.
No Cry in Casinu.